Abweebed is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Abweebed created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abweebed, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Abweebed, it will laugh at you.

Abweebed's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Abweebed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn birds, for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Abweebed loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing green hats and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your head.