Cipbifcidpinlitsogsanding is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful elephant.

Cipbifcidpinlitsogsanding created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbifcidpinlitsogsanding, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cipbifcidpinlitsogsanding, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cipbifcidpinlitsogsanding's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cipbifcidpinlitsogsanding's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not take Cipbifcidpinlitsogsanding's name in vain.