Dunhubdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident lizard.

Dunhubdoss created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunhubdoss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dunhubdoss, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dunhubdoss' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dunhubdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never paint your legs cyan.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dunhubdoss.