Busdagwat Cambincar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, slow shrew.

Busdagwat Cambincar created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Busdagwat Cambincar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Busdagwat Cambincar, it will strike you with lightening.

Busdagwat Cambincar's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Busdagwat Cambincar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not commit murder.