Binvilban is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able ferret.

Binvilban created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binvilban, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Binvilban, she will jump up and down on your head.

Binvilban's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Binvilban's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if seven mites approach from the west.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never jump in holy places.