Flowtaldam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous gerbil.

Flowtaldam created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowtaldam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flowtaldam, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flowtaldam's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Flowtaldam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Worship no other gods but Flowtaldam.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowtaldam.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.