Madstiknell is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying frog.

Madstiknell created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Madstiknell, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Madstiknell, she will turn you into a worm.

Madstiknell's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Madstiknell's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never feed limes to manatees while wearing pink corsets.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Madstiknell on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madstiknell.