Wotweetifhonxemdibbab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, idiotic narwhal.

Wotweetifhonxemdibbab created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotweetifhonxemdibbab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wotweetifhonxemdibbab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Wotweetifhonxemdibbab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Wotweetifhonxemdibbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.