Badnulleg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, benevolent tortoise.

Badnulleg created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badnulleg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Badnulleg, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Badnulleg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Badnulleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing skirts.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.