Yattbogjon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm yak.

Yattbogjon created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbogjon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yattbogjon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Yattbogjon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yattbogjon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always take life seriously.