Beghog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, conceited crow.

Beghog created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Beghog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Beghog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Beghog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Beghog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Beghog loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about chromosomes.