Mab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak lion.

Mab created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mab, he will turn you into a snail.

Mab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Mab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never paint your hands red.