Rawtalgoddib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing lizard.

Rawtalgoddib created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawtalgoddib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rawtalgoddib, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rawtalgoddib's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rawtalgoddib's Holy Commandments

1. Rawtalgoddib loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the south.

5. Hide if six otters approach from the east.