Flyrutnegbogjamnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonest bear.

Flyrutnegbogjamnarl created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyrutnegbogjamnarl, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flyrutnegbogjamnarl, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Flyrutnegbogjamnarl's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flyrutnegbogjamnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never jump near sharks.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.