Bellhabbop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair jellyfish.

Bellhabbop created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bellhabbop, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bellhabbop, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bellhabbop's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bellhabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Erect five zinc sculptures of Bellhabbop on top of important buildings.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never skip in the presence of frogs.