Quaflinkop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak slug.

Quaflinkop created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quaflinkop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quaflinkop, she will jump up and down on your head.

Quaflinkop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Quaflinkop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quaflinkop.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect your elders.