Donhapnart is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sapient pigeon.

Donhapnart created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donhapnart, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Donhapnart, it will turn you into a goat.

Donhapnart's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Donhapnart's Holy Commandments

1. Donhapnart loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed lentils to goats while wearing shoes.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.