Legtarnad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish pigeon.

Legtarnad created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Legtarnad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legtarnad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Legtarnad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Legtarnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near voles while wearing purple hats.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to whales while wearing gray scarves.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing indigo shoes and balancing three iron spheres on your back.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Legtarnad on top of all buildings.