Sabsidlag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, astonishing ferret.

Sabsidlag created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabsidlag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sabsidlag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sabsidlag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sabsidlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Hide if four hamsters approach from the south.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.