Kopyartbast is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty giraffe.

Kopyartbast created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kopyartbast, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kopyartbast, it will be very sad.

Kopyartbast's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kopyartbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.