Ortyarlcip Canwodmipjamstigafgen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, duplicitous dingo.

Ortyarlcip Canwodmipjamstigafgen created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Ortyarlcip Canwodmipjamstigafgen, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ortyarlcip Canwodmipjamstigafgen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ortyarlcip Canwodmipjamstigafgen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ortyarlcip Canwodmipjamstigafgen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.