Bugfumdav is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking whale.

Bugfumdav created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugfumdav, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bugfumdav, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bugfumdav's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bugfumdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Worship no other gods but Bugfumdav.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bugfumdav.