Zagwantailbon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful faun.

Zagwantailbon created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagwantailbon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagwantailbon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zagwantailbon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zagwantailbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Zagwantailbon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing red hats.