Yatthiglad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, self-assured scorpion.

Yatthiglad created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatthiglad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yatthiglad, he will send you a sign.

Yatthiglad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yatthiglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Yatthiglad.