Sandbodtofyarontyim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet coyote.

Sandbodtofyarontyim created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sandbodtofyarontyim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandbodtofyarontyim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sandbodtofyarontyim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sandbodtofyarontyim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight birds approach from the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandbodtofyarontyim.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Never sit in holy places.