Damnigdun Zennurlrill is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, smart camel.

Damnigdun Zennurlrill created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damnigdun Zennurlrill, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Damnigdun Zennurlrill, she will turn you into a tree.

Damnigdun Zennurlrill's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Damnigdun Zennurlrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never leap near pigs.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.