Yarbitkar is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, competent turtle.

Yarbitkar created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbitkar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarbitkar, she will send you a sign.

Yarbitkar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yarbitkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarbitkar.