Yimdanpog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional mole.

Yimdanpog created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimdanpog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yimdanpog, he will come to you in dreams.

Yimdanpog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yimdanpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.