Pinhubdut Cadkadgun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust dryad.

Pinhubdut Cadkadgun created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinhubdut Cadkadgun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pinhubdut Cadkadgun, she will turn you into a rock.

Pinhubdut Cadkadgun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pinhubdut Cadkadgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pinhubdut Cadkadgun.

5. Never write about amino acids.