Pitrawdod Mid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered turtle.

Pitrawdod Mid created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitrawdod Mid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pitrawdod Mid, she will throw large rocks at you.

Pitrawdod Mid's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pitrawdod Mid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Run away if eight mites approach from the north.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Pitrawdod Mid on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.