Cisswabtikfot is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous whale.

Cisswabtikfot created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisswabtikfot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cisswabtikfot, she will send you a sign.

Cisswabtikfot's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cisswabtikfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Put Cisswabtikfot first in all things.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.