Higvidlatdav is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable weasel.

Higvidlatdav created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higvidlatdav, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Higvidlatdav, he will be mildly annoyed.

Higvidlatdav's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Higvidlatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Higvidlatdav first in all things.

5. Do not stand on grass.