Sasnurged Arppodgup is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented fish.

Sasnurged Arppodgup created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasnurged Arppodgup, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sasnurged Arppodgup, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sasnurged Arppodgup's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sasnurged Arppodgup's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to dolphins while wearing gray ear rings.

3. Worship no other gods but Sasnurged Arppodgup.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Do not stand on grass.