Gigtapnad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, weak bat.

Gigtapnad created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigtapnad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gigtapnad, he will turn you into a snail.

Gigtapnad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gigtapnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.