Cedtettibellrak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, irritating wyvern.

Cedtettibellrak created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cedtettibellrak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedtettibellrak, she will be very unhappy.

Cedtettibellrak's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cedtettibellrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Cedtettibellrak first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.