Fabgov is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented jellyfish.

Fabgov created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgov, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fabgov, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fabgov's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt horses.