Karbetcat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage tortoise.

Karbetcat created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karbetcat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Karbetcat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Karbetcat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Karbetcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Karbetcat.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.