Targyoksis Yimtapcan Sadsandken is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent dingo.

Targyoksis Yimtapcan Sadsandken created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targyoksis Yimtapcan Sadsandken, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Targyoksis Yimtapcan Sadsandken, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Targyoksis Yimtapcan Sadsandken's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Targyoksis Yimtapcan Sadsandken's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise stockings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not eat strawberries.