Ziddannak is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humorless bear.

Ziddannak created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ziddannak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ziddannak, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ziddannak's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ziddannak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Ziddannak loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Ziddannak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.