Pasnelcapnakhonmigbet is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, confident weasel.

Pasnelcapnakhonmigbet created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Pasnelcapnakhonmigbet, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pasnelcapnakhonmigbet, she will torture you forever.

Pasnelcapnakhonmigbet's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pasnelcapnakhonmigbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Never paint your face red.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Always look after injured geese.