Mithubqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, happy frog.

Mithubqueeg created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mithubqueeg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mithubqueeg, she will turn you into a mole.

Mithubqueeg's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mithubqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Mithubqueeg on top of important buildings.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always obey Mithubqueeg's priests.