Latgatlist Stragvollabkenrothin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fussy dugong.

Latgatlist Stragvollabkenrothin created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latgatlist Stragvollabkenrothin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Latgatlist Stragvollabkenrothin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Latgatlist Stragvollabkenrothin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Latgatlist Stragvollabkenrothin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Latgatlist Stragvollabkenrothin's priests.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide from orange mites for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.