Larngamdaghab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever cat.

Larngamdaghab created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Larngamdaghab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Larngamdaghab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Larngamdaghab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Larngamdaghab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Larngamdaghab must be the most important thing in your life.