Miplapgep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, flying guinea pig.

Miplapgep created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miplapgep, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Miplapgep, she will try to impress you with trees.

Miplapgep's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Miplapgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to goats while wearing violet dresses.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Miplapgep on top of all buildings.

5. Never skip near otters.