Wodbegpib is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless cat.

Wodbegpib created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbegpib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wodbegpib, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wodbegpib's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wodbegpib's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide from fawn squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wodbegpib.