Higvograt is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful finch.
Higvograt created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Higvograt, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Higvograt, he will turn you into a goat.
Higvograt's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Higvograt's Holy Commandments
1. Never look at asteroids.
2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.
3. Do not kill snakes.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never talk about fire.