Higvograt is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful finch.

Higvograt created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higvograt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higvograt, he will turn you into a goat.

Higvograt's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Higvograt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about fire.