Riglarpgat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering swan.

Riglarpgat created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riglarpgat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Riglarpgat, she will curse you with boils.

Riglarpgat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Riglarpgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Riglarpgat.