Tanshav is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unjust sheep.

Tanshav created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanshav, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tanshav, she will turn you into a frog.

Tanshav's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tanshav loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.