Pibhigbomvol is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, slow rat.

Pibhigbomvol created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibhigbomvol, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pibhigbomvol, it will remove you from existence.

Pibhigbomvol's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pibhigbomvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Pibhigbomvol.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.