Xenfunortpang is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair manatee.

Xenfunortpang created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenfunortpang, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xenfunortpang, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Xenfunortpang's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Xenfunortpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Hide from pink manatees for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.